November 12, 2012


Are they over-the-limit loud? Yes.
Do they cause hearing loss? हां.
Do they cause heart attacks? Oui.
Do they cause high blood pressure? Si.
Do they cause stress among the elderly? Ja.
Have they lead to third degree burns? 是
Do they still hire children in factories? да
Are they hell for animals? はい.
Do they pollute the environment. Oh, hell yeah.
Is it literally burning money? Aye.


Are they what Diwali is about? No. नहीं. Non. Nein. 没有. нет. ノー. Nah. Nay. Nobelium. Atomic Number 102. Nope.


Are we fucking stupid?
You bet.